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EPIC CARDS

Capitalist Paradise
“Money is Power”
14.693 billion Menatolians. Barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“Home Sweet Home”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 46th Most Cheerful Citizens: 147th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 182nd
34.258 billion Elevationians. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Under Heavens, we serve the motherland”
Most Efficient Economies: 139thMost Scientifically Advanced: 220thLargest Publishing Industry: 320th
26.0b9,667t
SEASON TWO
Libertarian Police State
“We rise again to protect our ancient homeland...”
Largest Agricultural Sector: 40th Most Stationary: 129th Largest Publishing Industry: 169th
32.29 billion Yissing Scaliesians. Parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Que sera, sera.”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 97th Most Efficient Economies: 140th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 209th
16.443 billion Shemienese. Deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Freedom and Justice”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 142nd Most Efficient Economies: 160th Highest Poor Incomes: 221st
25.946 billion New Rogernomicans. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Freedom and Justice”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 142nd Most Efficient Economies: 160th Highest Poor Incomes: 221st
25.946 billion New Rogernomicans. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?”
Most Devout: 1st Most Primitive: 1st Most Pacifist: 2nd
31.539 billion Deep South Borlandeese. Museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Ponies and Humans Unite!”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 51stMost Pacifist: 78thMost Developed: 82nd
17.6b5,551t
SEASON TWO
Right-wing Utopia
“Max mit Uns”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 209th Rudest Citizens: 235th Highest Disposable Incomes: 237th
18.568 billion Leberites. Barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Not again...”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 30th Largest Agricultural Sector: 210th Most Efficient Economies: 317th
14.721 billion Maarnians. Smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Liberty and well-being for all!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 159thMost Advanced Public Education: 180thLargest Publishing Industry: 247th
18.4b5,199t
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“The Noblest Motive Is the Public Good”
Healthiest Citizens: 165th Most Pacifist: 456th Most Developed: 464th
29.155 billion SkillCrossbonesians. Museums and concert halls, smutty television, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“EquⒶlity”
Most Rebellious Youth: 89th Least Corrupt Governments: 163rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 192nd
12.432 billion Hardcorepunks. Smutty television, digital currency, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“If you can't beat them, buy them.”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 99thLargest Gambling Industry: 132ndFattest Citizens: 166th
17.1b6,796t
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Strength Through Freedom”
Most Politically Free: 3rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 106thHighest Crime Rates: 184th
22.4b6,109t
Left-wing Utopia
“Be Sensual Be Clean”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 47th Most Rebellious Youth: 48th Largest Publishing Industry: 56th
22.803 billion New Sensual Delightsians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“Liberty, Solidarity, Prosperity!”
Most Inclusive: 42ndNicest Citizens: 64thMost Cheerful Citizens: 67th
16.4b5,295t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“No State, No God, No Leader, No Law”
Highest Crime Rates: 34thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 46thMost Armed: 47th
27.0b10,199t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“History repeats itself”
Most Advanced Public Transport: 237th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 392nd Largest Welfare Programs: 403rd
10.054 billion Cenotaphians. Rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Parva sub ingenti”
Largest Insurance Industry: 60th Highest Disposable Incomes: 72nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 73rd
23.55 billion Sulayians. Parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“We Are Here!”
Lowest Crime Rates: 85thHighest Poor Incomes: 110thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 139th
25.0b11,040t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc”
Largest Black Market: 26th Most Devout: 52nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 78th
21.446 billion Expendables. Ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and fear of technology.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Get in the van or the Bandicoots get angry!”
Largest Publishing Industry: 55th Most Rebellious Youth: 135th Largest Black Market: 246th
24.514 billion Pelagic Spectresians. Ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Revolution is not the right of the people but the duty.”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 168thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 226thLargest Insurance Industry: 373rd
21.4b6,877t
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
Largest Insurance Industry: 202nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 230th Highest Disposable Incomes: 246th
14.638 billion Elves. Smutty television, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Go Go Go”
Nudest: 149th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 273rd Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 350th
13.912 billion Jefffliuans. Daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ritual sacrifices.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“What are regulations, anyway?™”
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 35thLargest Retail Industry: 40thHighest Crime Rates: 80th
16.9b5,352t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Soldiers for hire, beer & rugby- What could go wrong?”
Mentor
Most Beautiful Environments: 4,356thBest Weather: 4,566thHighest Economic Output: 5,796th
15.9b2,201t
SEASON TWO
Left-wing Utopia
“So True! So Brave! A Lamb At Home; A Lion In The Chase!”
Most Advanced Public Education: 38thMost Rebellious Youth: 73rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 93rd
36.1b10,877t
SEASON TWO
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