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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,559th Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,629th Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,851st
The Fatal Aviatrix of the Cliffs of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
I'm gonna eat you alive!
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Squire
Senior Daughter
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Messidor

Population6.915 billion

CurrencySoul
AnimalCow

The Fatal Aviatrix of the Cliffs of Messidor is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.915 billion Messidorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 14.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Messidorian economy, worth 649 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 93,920 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Messidor's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Messidor is ranked 4,629th in the world and 39th in Yuno for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 8,825.71 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,559thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,629thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,851stMost Devout: 12,169thMost Stationary: 12,702nd
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 39th in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56th in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 108th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 120th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 124th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 135th in the regionSafest: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 160th in the regionMost Developed: 167th in the regionMost Income Equality: 218th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Messidor, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Messidor, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Messidor, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Messidor, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Messidor, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Messidor, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Messidor, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Messidor, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts.
  • : Following new legislation in Messidor, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Following new legislation in Messidor, autocrats are persona non grata.

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