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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,181stLargest Welfare Programs: 17,823rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,085th
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Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Metallicorn

Population658 million

CurrencyThedcoin
AnimalUnicorn

The Colony of Metallicorn is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 658 million Metallicorns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 65.3%.

The powerhouse Metallicornian economy, worth 39.2 trillion Thedcoins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,635 Thedcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, glamping Metallicorns won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Metallicorn's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Metallicorn is ranked 104,642nd in the world and 98th in Shinka for Most Authoritarian, with 627.71 milliStalins.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 17,823rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,085thMost Avoided: 20,556th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Average: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Metallicorn, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Metallicorn, getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Metallicorn, glamping Metallicorns won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Metallicorn, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Metallicorn, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Metallicorn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Metallicorn, traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits.
  • : Following new legislation in Metallicorn, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Metallicorn.
  • : Following new legislation in Metallicorn, home renovation shows are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Metallicorn, eminent domain has been abolished.

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