by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,563rd Most Secular: 14,834th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,319th
The Proletariat Popular Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
Por el socialismo!!
Vicente Fox
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Mexico socialista

Population2.532 billion

CapitalNueva Ciudad de Mexico
LeaderVicente Fox

CurrencyMexican Latin
AnimalĮguila dorada

The Proletariat Popular Republic of Mexico socialista is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vicente Fox with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 2.532 billion Mexicans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Ciudad de Mexico. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Mexican economy, worth 236 trillion Mexican Latins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 93,592 Mexican Latins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mexico socialista's national animal is the Įguila dorada, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mexico socialista is ranked 17,705th in the world and 3rd in Warschauer Pakt for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,664.41 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 12,563rdMost Secular: 14,834thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,319thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,822nd

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