by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,121stMost Influential: 1,517thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,406th
The Protectorate of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Death before Ineptitude
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.976 billion

LeaderTyr Moniq
FaithThe Cult of Tyr

AnimalMiaphian Goose

The Protectorate of Miaphia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Tyr Moniq with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.976 billion Miaphians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyr. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Miaphian economy, worth 306 trillion moniqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,275 moniqs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, pocket dialling is a criminal offence, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miaphia's national animal is the Miaphian Goose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Tyr.

Miaphia is ranked 2,702nd in the world and 148th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.54 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,121stMost Influential: 1,517thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,406thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,702ndMost Secular: 3,201stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,118thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,691stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,002ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,644thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,814thMost Developed: 6,056thLargest Governments: 6,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,007thHealthiest Citizens: 7,044thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,048thBest Weather: 7,105thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,440thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,007thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,644thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,387thMost Authoritarian: 10,019thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,144thSmartest Citizens: 10,508thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,257thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,099thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,632ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,869thMost Efficient Economies: 20,554thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,282nd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 136th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 148th in the regionMost Secular: 175th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 228th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 238th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 272nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 282nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 331st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 338th in the regionLargest Governments: 338th in the regionMost Developed: 375th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 417th in the regionBest Weather: 421st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 425th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 427th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 468th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 546th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 570th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 574th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 574th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 615th in the regionMost Influential: 621st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 624th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 749th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 822nd in the regionMost Extreme: 887th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 920th in the region

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