by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309thMost Influential: 499th
The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
No itch we can't scratch!
King BhumiBhalzhack
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
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Population7.287 billion

LeaderKing BhumiBhalzhack

CurrencyGold Bars

The Quomodocunquizing Ex-Senate of MiaryBhalzhack is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by King BhumiBhalzhack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.287 billion Miarybhalzhackistani are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scratschcatchewan. The average income tax rate is 56.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Miarybhalzhackiano economy, worth a remarkable 2,285 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 313,599 Gold Bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

College-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MiaryBhalzhack's national animal is the Alien, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bhalzhackianism.

MiaryBhalzhack is ranked 8,855th in the world and 470th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 95.29 Atheism Rate.

Rudest Citizens: 164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 309thMost Influential: 499thLargest Retail Industry: 575thMost Avoided: 1,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,243rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,297thMost Efficient Economies: 1,391stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,494thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,515thLargest Black Market: 1,625thFattest Citizens: 1,657thHighest Average Incomes: 1,712thHighest Crime Rates: 1,807thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,965thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,418thMost Armed: 2,432ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,515thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,996thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,052ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,550thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,666thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,754thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,834thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,067thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,373rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,058thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,474thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,623rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,686thSmartest Citizens: 5,780thHighest Economic Output: 6,390thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,805thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,937thLargest Governments: 7,746thMost Secular: 8,855thLargest Mining Sector: 9,706thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,122ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,412thMost Inclusive: 16,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,707thMost Cultured: 17,315thMost Politically Free: 19,107thMost Developed: 19,938th
Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 54th in the regionFattest Citizens: 58th in the regionLargest Black Market: 68th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 74th in the regionMost Armed: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 98th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 107th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 107th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 126th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 135th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 145th in the regionMost Influential: 159th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 161st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 161st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 190th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 202nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 204th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 212th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 267th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 302nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 318th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 319th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 328th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 357th in the regionLargest Governments: 399th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 460th in the regionMost Secular: 470th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 640th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 653rd in the regionLargest Populations: 727th in the regionNudest: 770th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 807th in the regionMost Cultured: 874th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 913th in the regionMost Stationary: 956th in the regionMost Inclusive: 960th in the region

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