Population | 8.376 billion |
Capital | Taonenuirawa |
Leader | Kingi hauhautanga |
Currency | Potatoes |
Animal | Cow |
The Sun Kingdom of Middle Pautaniants is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kingi hauhautanga with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 8.376 billion Middle Pautaniantsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taonenuirawa. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Middle Pautaniantsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,130 trillion Potatoeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,014 Potatoeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, foreigners write "made in Middle Pautaniants" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out, tax rises are attributed to divine will, and Kingi hauhautanga's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts. Crime is totally unknown. Middle Pautaniants's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Middle Pautaniants is ranked 177,780th in the world and 4,048th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 83.02420380892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Middle Pautaniants, Kingi hauhautanga's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Pautaniants, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Pautaniants, foreigners write "made in Middle Pautaniants" on shoddy merchandise in hope of receiving a buy-out.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Pautaniants, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
- : Middle Pautaniants was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Pautaniants, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Middle Pautaniants was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Pautaniants, Kingi hauhautanga is rumored to have teleportation powers.
- : Middle Pautaniants was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Middle Pautaniants was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.