Population | 11.465 billion |
Capital | Capria |
Leader | Empress Asseylum Vers Allusia V |
Faith | Versianism |
Currency | credit |
Animal | Versian eagle |
The Versian Empire of Middle Vers is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Asseylum Vers Allusia V with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.465 billion Versians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capria. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Versian economy, worth a remarkable 6,645 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 579,655 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, the military is plagued with unethical researchers, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, and journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Middle Vers's national animal is the Versian eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Versianism.
Middle Vers is ranked 113,643rd in the world and 24th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Stationary, with 344.345960174 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, journalists giggle uncontrollably while reporting the nation's drug bonfires.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Versians any less frightened.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, Versian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in Middle Vers, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.