The Federation of Mikaclysm is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.913 billion Mikaclysmians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mikaclysm City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mikaclysmian economy, worth an astonishing 12,042 trillion centurions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 309,465 centurions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, Mikaclysm City has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown. Mikaclysm's national animal is the stripper, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mikaclysm is ranked 337^th in the world and 2^nd in Hippy Haven for Smartest Citizens, with 322.34 quips per hour.