The État à la Mode of Millenhaal is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Geraldine OLeary with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.478 billion Millenhaalers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drobbleton-Jankbury-on-the-Cottlewank. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Millenhaals economy, worth 820 trillion Pretty Rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,736 Pretty Rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Pretty Rock mansions, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Millenhaal's national animal is the Cutibacterium Acnes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Good Place.

Millenhaal is ranked 314,135^th in the world and 10^th in Super Secret Hideout for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -18.71 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.