by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,086th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,698th Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,390th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Strength Through Compliance
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population145 million

CurrencyImperial Dollar

The Empire of Milvands is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 145 million Milvandsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 22.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Milvandsian economy, worth 11.8 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 81,500 Imperial Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Milvands's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Milvands is ranked 114,849th in the world and 4,543rd in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -3.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,086thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,698thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,390thMost Influential: 7,163rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,137th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 86th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 240th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 323rd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 487th in the regionMost Influential: 548th in the region

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