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Highest Crime Rates: 2,310th Most Primitive: 2,955th Largest Gambling Industry: 3,193rd
The Personal Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
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Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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Mimi Mimikins

Population3.679 billion

CapitalMerlee's Mansion
LeaderMimi Mimikins
FaithChurch of Rubies

CurrencyRuby
AnimalSpider

The Personal Queendom of Mimi Mimikins is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mimi Mimikins with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.679 billion Mimikins are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merlee's Mansion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The powerhouse Mimikin economy, worth 348 trillion Rubies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 94,735 Rubies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 270,078 per year while the poor average 26,498, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mimi Mimikins's national animal is the Spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Rubies.

Mimi Mimikins is ranked 3,193rd in the world and 164th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 11,772.76 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Highest Crime Rates: 2,310thMost Primitive: 2,955thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,193rdMost Avoided: 3,799thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,816thLargest Mining Sector: 3,945thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,247thFattest Citizens: 5,237thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,994thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 8,658thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,722ndMost Devout: 9,956thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,387thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,529thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,932ndLargest Black Market: 11,176thLargest Retail Industry: 12,996thMost Armed: 13,510thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,571st
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Most Primitive: 88th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90th in the regionMost Avoided: 93rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 96th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 112th in the regionFattest Citizens: 149th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 164th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 189th in the regionMost Devout: 190th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 194th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 229th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 251st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 258th in the regionLargest Black Market: 261st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 282nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 349th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 354th in the regionMost Armed: 420th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 480th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mimi Mimikins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Mimi Mimikins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Mimi Mimikins altered its national flag.
  • : Mimi Mimikins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Mimi Mimikins was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimi Mimikins, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.

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