The Holy Empire of Mimpinesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sergei Andreyev with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.639 billion Mimpinesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andreyevgrad. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mimpinesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,202 trillion Kertas Toilets a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 432,856 Kertas Toilets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, "Sergei Andreyev got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mimpinesia's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mimpinesia is ranked 192^nd in the world and 10^th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 373.07 quips per hour.