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Most Scientifically Advanced: 86thLargest Information Technology Sector: 128thLargest Agricultural Sector: 149th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Die you infidels.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Mimpinesia

Population16.639 billion

CapitalAndreyevgrad
LeaderSergei Andreyev

CurrencyKertas Toilet
AnimalDoge

The Holy Empire of Mimpinesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sergei Andreyev with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, parental licensing program, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.639 billion Mimpinesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andreyevgrad. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mimpinesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,202 trillion Kertas Toilets a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 432,856 Kertas Toilets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, "Sergei Andreyev got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mimpinesia's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mimpinesia is ranked 192nd in the world and 10th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 373.07 quips per hour.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 86thLargest Information Technology Sector: 128thLargest Agricultural Sector: 149thSmartest Citizens: 192ndSafest: 316thMost Developed: 322ndHealthiest Citizens: 323rdLongest Average Lifespans: 353rdMost Efficient Economies: 365thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 406thLowest Crime Rates: 499thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 579thLargest Governments: 616thHighest Average Incomes: 702ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 801stHighest Poor Incomes: 852ndHighest Food Quality: 911thMost Cultured: 1,183rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,225thHighest Economic Output: 1,304thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,630thMost Inclusive: 1,844thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,899thMost Patriotic: 2,658thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,727thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,015thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,069thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,111thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,756thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,035thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,215thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,806thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,945thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,938thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,211thRudest Citizens: 9,805thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,826thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,207thMost Pacifist: 12,395thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,476thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,627thTop
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Most Devout: 13,731stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,045thLargest Populations: 17,565thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,447th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 70th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Patriotic: 84th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 119th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 159th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 181st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 210th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 222nd in the regionMost Devout: 241st in the regionRudest Citizens: 257th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 261st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 270th in the regionMost Pacifist: 290th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 305th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 368th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 443rd in the regionMost Influential: 656th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mimpinesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, "Sergei Andreyev got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Sergei Andreyev to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Mimpinesia, historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre.

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