The Federation of MinaFederal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.521 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth a remarkable 4,502 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 272,547 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary, President Victor Joseph Filart Mina can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 313,164^th in the world and 5,860^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -12.65 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.