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Most Devout: 55thBest Weather: 136thLargest Agricultural Sector: 202nd
The Federation of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
Rule by MinaFederal People
President Victor Joseph Filart Mina
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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MinaFederal

Population7.409 billion

CapitalMinapolis
LeaderPresident Victor Joseph Filart Mina
FaithChristian

CurrencyFederal Dollar
AnimalTurtle

The Federation of MinaFederal is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Victor Joseph Filart Mina with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.409 billion MinaFederalians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Minapolis. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient MinaFederalian economy, worth 772 trillion Federal Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Beef-Based Agriculture industry. Average income is an impressive 104,219 Federal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MinaFederal's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christian.

MinaFederal is ranked 218,793rd in the world and 9,885th in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -12.82 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 55thBest Weather: 136thLargest Agricultural Sector: 202ndHealthiest Citizens: 236thLowest Crime Rates: 245thLongest Average Lifespans: 310thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 683rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 686thMost Pacifist: 756thMost Beautiful Environments: 816thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,060thSafest: 1,177thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,853rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,168thMost Developed: 6,145thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,517thMost Authoritarian: 7,778thLargest Governments: 9,683rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 11,565thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,858thMost Income Equality: 11,928thMost Influential: 12,056thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,187thSmartest Citizens: 13,440thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,993rdMost Stationary: 16,435thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,428thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,851st
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionMost Pacifist: 46th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 48th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 54th in the regionSafest: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 207th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 222nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 246th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 303rd in the regionMost Stationary: 378th in the regionMost Developed: 380th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 444th in the regionLargest Governments: 483rd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 593rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 644th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 653rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 697th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 704th in the regionLargest Populations: 712th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 719th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 767th in the regionMost Extreme: 787th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 855th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 866th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, behind every great person are three dozen other people passing great memos.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, MinaFederalians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in MinaFederal, royalist is the most offensive slur in the MinaFederalian language.

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