by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,769thMost Influential: 4,389thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,576th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
By The People For The People
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population367 million

CapitalNew Minoteon


The Republic of Minoteon is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The democratic population of 367 million Minoteonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Minoteon. The average income tax rate is 49.3%.

The powerhouse Minoteonian economy, worth 40.1 trillion Pennytayshins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,347 Pennytayshins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Reddish-brown is the new black, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minoteon's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Minoteon is ranked 16,784th in the world and 884th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.42 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,769thTop
Most Influential: 4,389thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,576thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,151stTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,204thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,359thHealthiest Citizens: 15,036thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,784thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,202ndBest Weather: 19,503rd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 289th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 336th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 697th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 713th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 772nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 884th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 901st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 977th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 986th in the regionBest Weather: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Minoteon was endorsed by The Cthulhian Empire of Solskjar.
  • : Minoteon was endorsed by The Republic of Pokemanland.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Minoteonian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Minoteon, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 128 » McMasterdonia, El Fiji Grande, Sikol, Guer Aike, Empy, Noahs Second Country, The Rhein States, Xentherida, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, PortvgaI, Saperisole, Notyoutopia, Ihese, Sunto, Territorio di Nessuno, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Hamerica, Sundred, Yaorozu, Dabarastan, Valhalla123, Dreadton, Iztocna Slavija, Daiz, Corfad, Zzozona, Koda-Land, Praeceps, Interdimensional Zone, Siwale, Shibutani, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, The Pantheons, New Lakemba, Sil Dorsett, Orado, Westinor, The Serdey Islands, Pazair, Frostcell, Korovan Isles, Woodsend, Xagill, Valentine Z, Hoglands, Castle Federation, The Iron Lions, and 78 others.Wisconsota, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Votak Matim, The Tampa Bay Rays, Plutayah, Confederacy of Antarctica, 1 very fast endotarter, Libertania Democratica, Zumlandia, Borsukia, Fluffy Noodles, Seenvorland, Selfgradatude, Loli County, Palgo, Nistriabar, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Prydania, Yokciq Empire, Termathe, Unshleepd, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kranostav, Wineclaw, The Calabash Protectorate, Serendipita Martia, Lionia, Ihsan, Yalgora, Kocherian, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Seanat, Victorian Atlantis, Brucklania, Newpromisedland, Plangainer, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Zeternia, Eywaan, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, Nouvelle-Floride, New Jamgra, Damsmel, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, The New Cordian Empire, Shadowrik, Xyrron, Abject Ludicrosity, Madjack, Ravendi, Energi Empire, Eschatosia, Principia Mathematica, Kenaniahistan, Kragsgale, Xipher, Buckhem, Simone Republic, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Malta Comino Gozo, Ultra777, Andexia, Arbor Marshes, Moubarakistan, Pokemanland, and Solskjar.