The Holy Lucky of this Zombie of Minskiev is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ivan Kovalenko with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.883 billion Minskievians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Minskievian economy, worth 244 trillion Golden Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 129,655 Golden Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots. Crime is totally unknown. Minskiev's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Minskiev is ranked 157,723^rd in the world and 4,310^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 158.42 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.