by Max Barry

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Highest Crime Rates: 582nd Most Armed: 769th Largest Gambling Industry: 986th
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Population6.446 billion


The Band Dork of Miporin is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.446 billion Miporinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Miporinian economy, worth 753 trillion Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 116,957 Shells, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, and charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Miporin's national animal is the Panzer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Miporin is ranked 155,720th in the world and 193rd in Yggdrasil for Nicest Citizens, with 0.31 Average Smiles Per Day.

Highest Crime Rates: 582ndMost Armed: 769thLargest Gambling Industry: 986thFattest Citizens: 1,137thLargest Retail Industry: 1,264thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,711thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,864thRudest Citizens: 1,876thMost Avoided: 2,118thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,210thHighest Drug Use: 2,702ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,126thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,871stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,926thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,316thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,354thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,840thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,935thLargest Mining Sector: 6,083rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,394thTop
Nudest: 8,483rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,296th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the region

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