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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 44thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thHighest Disposable Incomes: 61st
The Miraculous Miracle of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
We bribed the wrong WA officials... Again!
President-for-life Ronald T Dump
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Miraclia

Population34.232 billion

CapitalMiraclia City
LeaderPresident-for-life Ronald T Dump
FaithMiraclian Catholic

CurrencyMonit
Animalspotted lionfish

The Miraculous Miracle of Miraclia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President-for-life Ronald T Dump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.232 billion Miraclians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miraclia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Miraclian economy, worth an astonishing 19,817 trillion Monits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 578,906 Monits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,527,218 per year while the poor average 42,049, a ratio of 83.9 to 1.

The criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, and nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Miraclia's national animal is the spotted lionfish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Miraclian Catholic.

Miraclia is ranked 151,498th in the world and 183rd in Texas for Most Average, scoring 23.59 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 44thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59thHighest Disposable Incomes: 61stHighest Economic Output: 70thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 82ndLargest Insurance Industry: 94thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 96thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 105thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108thLargest Agricultural Sector: 114thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 133rdFattest Citizens: 134thLargest Mining Sector: 137thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 139thHighest Average Incomes: 148thMost Avoided: 160thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 173rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 203rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 204thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 232ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 247thMost Armed: 379thLargest Gambling Industry: 433rdMost Devout: 440thLargest Retail Industry: 496thMost Corrupt Governments: 505thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 816thLargest Populations: 862ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,733rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,937thLargest Black Market: 2,145thRudest Citizens: 3,223rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,334thLowest Crime Rates: 4,307thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,623rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,093rdMost Conservative: 7,604thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,706thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,404thLargest Governments: 10,114thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,038th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops.
  • : Miraclia was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
  • : Miraclia's influence in Texas rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering.
  • : Following new legislation in Miraclia, doctors are trying to diagnose diseases by looking at their patients' Snipchat pictures.

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