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Largest Welfare Programs: 897thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,237thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,393rd
The Resurrection Bunny Farms of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
When Mercy Seasons Justice
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Shoeshiner
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Economy
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Miskunn Systursins

Population15.181 billion

CapitalGlaesileika
Leaderthe Merciful Freyja Helgadottir
FaithSisterhood of Mercy

CurrencyVinattu
AnimalWhite Stag

The Resurrection Bunny Farms of Miskunn Systursins is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Merciful Freyja Helgadottir with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.181 billion Miskunns enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glaesileika. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Miskunnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,123 trillion Vinattus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,877 Vinattus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, racehorses move a lot slower these days, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miskunn Systursins's national animal is the White Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sisterhood of Mercy.

Miskunn Systursins is ranked 9,238th in the world and 20th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 2,482.0874045186 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 897thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,237thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,393rdMost Pacifist: 1,429thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,451stNicest Citizens: 1,506thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,511thMost Inclusive: 1,803rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,929thBest Weather: 2,162ndHighest Food Quality: 2,384thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,530thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,641stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,652ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,232ndMost Cultured: 3,415thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,428thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,787thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,999thSafest: 4,058thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,300thMost Devout: 4,479thLargest Governments: 4,944thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,162ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,230thMost Developed: 6,336thLowest Crime Rates: 6,772ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7,534thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,425thMost Stationary: 9,238thSmartest Citizens: 9,502ndMost Income Equality: 10,829thHighest Economic Output: 11,372ndMost Influential: 11,692ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,636thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,594thNudest: 19,567thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20,372ndMost Efficient Economies: 24,533rdHighest Drug Use: 25,772ndLargest Populations: 26,206thHighest Average Incomes: 26,287th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 16th in the regionMost Income Equality: 19th in the regionMost Stationary: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miskunn Systursins was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, racehorses move a lot slower these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away.
  • : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Miskunnian democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Miskunn Systursins, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.

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