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Most Devout: 4,713th Largest Mining Sector: 6,910th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,758th
The Violet Daydreams of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
And in that moment, I swear We Were Infinite.
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Overseer of Blade Corps
Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Miss Bad Life Choices

Population3.659 billion

CapitalAzaelai
LeaderRachie Vytherov
FaithLynxism

Currencygold bars
Animalmonster

The Violet Daydreams of Miss Bad Life Choices is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rachie Vytherov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, disturbing lack of elderly people, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.659 billion Rachaels are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azaelai. The average income tax rate is 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rachaelian economy, worth 410 trillion gold bars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 112,312 gold bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miss Bad Life Choices's national animal is the monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Miss Bad Life Choices is ranked 28,486th in the world and 61st in The Black Hawks for Most Cultured, scoring 75 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Devout: 4,713thLargest Mining Sector: 6,910thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,758thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,731stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,105thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,155thLargest Black Market: 13,375thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,311thLowest Crime Rates: 14,346th
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Most Devout: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Miss Bad Life Choices, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Miss Bad Life Choices was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Miss Bad Life Choices changed its national animal to "monster".
  • : Miss Bad Life Choices changed its national currency to "gold bars".
  • : Miss Bad Life Choices altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Miss Bad Life Choices, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Miss Bad Life Choices, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Miss Bad Life Choices, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Miss Bad Life Choices was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Miss Bad Life Choices, monsters that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage.

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