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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,436thMost Devout: 5,817thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,798th
The 3438 Black Hawk Colonel of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Work Hard, Go Far, We Are Unstoppable
The one who ejects all the evil raiders
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Miss Bad Life Choicez

Population5.244 billion

CapitalLynxi's Attic

Currencygold branches
AnimalBlack Hawk

The 3438 Black Hawk Colonel of Miss Bad Life Choicez is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Rachiekins with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, fear of technology, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.244 billion Miss Bad Life Choicezians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynxi's Attic. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 50.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Miss Bad Life Choicezian economy, worth 489 trillion gold brancheses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,347 gold brancheses, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miss Bad Life Choicez's national animal is the Black Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lynxism.

Miss Bad Life Choicez is ranked 120,719th in the world and 1,016th in Devide by Zero for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 876.2 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,436thMost Devout: 5,817thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,798thLargest Black Market: 13,107thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,249thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,051stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,370thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,703rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,084thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,104thMost Developed: 20,226th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 53rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 163rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 165th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 166th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 197th in the region

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