by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 6,152nd Most Primitive: 9,051st Most Devout: 13,449th
The Theocratic Civilization of
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Surely the ends justify the means.
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Population2.383 billion

CapitalThe Holy Temple of Soluain
LeaderArchpriest Insaniac

CurrencyToken of Faith
AnimalBeast of a thousand paths

The Theocratic Civilization of Missionary is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archpriest Insaniac with an iron fist, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.383 billion Salvarians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Temple of Soluain. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.8%.

The strong Missionaryian economy, worth 140 trillion Tokens of Faith a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,824 Tokens of Faith, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Missionary's national animal is the Beast of a thousand paths, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Salvarianism.

Missionary is ranked 84,206th in the world and 2,198th in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Influential: 6,152ndTop
Most Primitive: 9,051stMost Devout: 13,449thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,076thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,901st
Most Primitive: 524th in the regionMost Devout: 622nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 700th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 724th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 780th in the region

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