by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 954thMost Influential: 4,722nd
The Noocracy of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
If You Are Going Through Hell, Keep Going.
Great Mitar The IV
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.98 billion

CapitalGolden Hills
LeaderGreat Mitar The IV
FaithSupreme Christianity

AnimalPolar Bear

The Noocracy of Mitropola is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Great Mitar The IV with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.98 billion Mitropolans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Hills. The average income tax rate is 53.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mitropolan economy, worth 221 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,647 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's said that Great Mitar The IV can turn every pleasure into a chore, people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, and the government is lending a hand to private industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mitropola's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Supreme Christianity.

Mitropola is ranked 28,381st in the world and 1,272nd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,368.75 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 246thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 954thTop
Most Influential: 4,722ndLargest Insurance Industry: 5,009thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,296thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,325thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,289thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,340thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,753rdMost Developed: 14,762ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,985thMost Efficient Economies: 17,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,566thMost Cultured: 18,884thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,821stHealthiest Citizens: 22,272ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,014th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 206th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 225th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 230th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 624th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 747th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 773rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 777th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 793rd in the regionMost Developed: 845th in the regionLargest Black Market: 904th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 904th in the regionMost Cultured: 958th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mitropola changed its national nation type to "Noocracy".
  • : Mitropola endorsed The Empire of Teothopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitropola, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitropola, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitropola, people wouldn't be seen dead without their guns.
  • : Mitropola was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Mitropola was endorsed by The Empire of Teothopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Mitropola, it's said that Great Mitar The IV can turn every pleasure into a chore.
  • : Mitropola was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Mitropola was endorsed by The Empire of Rising Sakura.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 198 » Former English Colony, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Panama Coalition, Wapistan, Nordic-British Union, SORT, Necromonia, Orado, Bankowiata, Malta Comino Gozo, Bharathvarsh, Inspiratus, Old Emporia, Koda-Land, Katuda, Corfad, Progressitalia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Venicea, The Rhein States, Communist Lukania, Sopernia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Holy Oranz, Hamerica, Shibutani, East Supple Lund, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Dicko, Pallaith, South Baba, WeKnow, Ver Testua, Hardscrabble, Allevania, Chukstik Illahi, Unsophisticate, Bend Mai, Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, Kooderpictokingratch, Stron Doshia, Novremia, Lulubellia, Federal Republic of Genosha, United States of Americanas, Potatolandium, Siwale, Yaorozu, Keurig Machines, and 148 others.Clan Spaniel, Termathe, Verderiesdre, Guer Aike, Svenskskit, Desvios, Perikuresu, Omnistria, Solcius, Svenskan, Drash Mannistan, The Republic of Maltaland, Yukti, Liberum Hibernia, New Michag, Wilkshire, McMasterdonia, Zzozona, Atlunartemis, Steampunk Ariel, Dreadton, New Celoveniortan, Yokciq Empire, Selfgradatude, Ellbonnia, Great Bights Mum, Dar es Saalam, Irongirong, Xentherida, Notyoutopia, Super Girl, Nyock, HiJakeItsMeTheo, Seanat, Republica Guilleana, Sil Dorsett, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Chiho, Ethnon, Viridiann, Soleha, Northern Roman Republic, The Mazur Empire, Climeria, El Fiji Grande, Xagill, Tyirza, Aeolist, Cretox State, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sikol, Phoronu, Aryan Homeland, Dacian Freelands, Shadowrik, Tachycardia, Dangine, Yellops, Tringapore, Ariele, TyGerria, Godwanna, Alice Gardens, Francois Isidore, East Akra, Upper Libertatem, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Sattelbach, Loutsland, Illusia and Neverendia, East Wushen, Bearical, Amerian States, Planes, Empy, Visdenburg, Libvillia, Cloydicia, Kragsgale, ForestMythal, Kastonvia, Fizban, Unshleepd, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Muqatil, Eternal Dominion, Wisconsota, Quentiam Viventem, Jaxikistan, Commoterre, Nova Arcania, Frances Francis the First of France, Lux Conos, Tsandonown, Arquan, Volstokn, San Vino, Card Kingdom, Que Lukustinardon, Mon Island, New Lakemba, Figyjharli, The Pantheons, Anungu, Ataraxia Somnia, Arimbia, Sunto, Outer Shenendoah, Sahriastan, Ice and Tinian, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Lionia, Galbadiana, Capablanca, PotatoFarmers, The Calabash Protectorate, Valentine Z, Blyskalia, His Enduring Majesty, North Bratislava, Fraystonia, Wineclaw, Siforpeo, Vesteysia, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, Humptalumpta, Nimarya, Kranostav, Pazair, Chips and Guac, Praeceps, Seguidores de la grasas, Noesantara, Austrian Confederacy, Testnation223, Zapiron, United Engiresco, Paradeavenlisian States, Votak Matim, Palgo, Dabarastan, Ibarkla, AmManies, Lorigia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Rising Sakura, and Teothopia.

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