by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,163rd Most Influential: 5,001st Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,858th
The United Socialist States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Dedo no c*, ousadia e gritaria
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.956 billion

CapitalRepública de Curitiba


The United Socialist States of Mizanzukistao is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mizanzuk with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.956 billion Mizanzukis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of República de Curitiba. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mizanzukistaoan economy, worth 258 trillion dogecoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,445 dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mizanzukistao's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gilmarism.

Mizanzukistao is ranked 16,100th in the world and 466th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 79.57 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,163rdMost Influential: 5,001stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,858thMost Secular: 10,089thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,904thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,537thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,825thMost Developed: 16,100th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 246th in the regionMost Secular: 319th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 357th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 359th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 370th in the regionMost Influential: 400th in the regionMost Stationary: 452nd in the regionMost Developed: 466th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 472nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 479th in the regionBest Weather: 526th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 546th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 556th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 566th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 609th in the regionLargest Populations: 643rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 646th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 667th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 678th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 699th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 703rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 705th in the region

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