by Max Barry

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Safest: 1,442ndMost Influential: 1,635thMost Pacifist: 1,884th
The Snowy Paradise of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Who like short shorts?
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Population15.818 billion

CapitalThe Free Socialist City


The Snowy Paradise of Mjaumjau is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.818 billion Mjaumjauans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Free Socialist City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The enormous but inefficient Mjaumjauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion mehs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 70,035 mehs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, people are always able to look each other in the eye, and many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mjaumjau's national animal is the Boom, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mjaumjau is ranked 4,150th in the world and 16th in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 4,898 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Safest: 1,442ndMost Influential: 1,635thMost Pacifist: 1,884thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,292ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,709thBest Weather: 2,741stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,982ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,138thLowest Crime Rates: 3,419thMost Secular: 3,464thHealthiest Citizens: 3,839thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,867thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,150thLargest Governments: 4,357thMost Stationary: 4,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,441stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,662ndLargest Welfare Programs: 4,961stMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,974thNicest Citizens: 5,122ndSmartest Citizens: 5,624thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,484thMost Cultured: 7,190thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,999thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,494thLargest Populations: 14,125thMost Inclusive: 14,766thHighest Economic Output: 16,254th
Most Influential: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the region

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