Population | 12.862 billion |
Capital | Canineville |
Leader | Gonk Droid |
Faith | Dogeism |
Currency | CanineCoin |
Animal | Canine |
The Senate of MLGCanineland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The cynical population of 12.862 billion MLGCaninelandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canineville. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong MLGCaninelandian economy, worth 929 trillion CanineCoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 72,253 CanineCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is reining in public spending, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, there's more than one way to skin a diplomat, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. MLGCanineland's national animal is the Canine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dogeism.
MLGCanineland is ranked 11,805th in the world and 1st in The Dogeland Alliance for Most Stationary, with 2,113.0016337892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : MLGCanineland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : MLGCanineland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : MLGCanineland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : MLGCanineland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : MLGCanineland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : MLGCanineland's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : MLGCanineland's influence in The Dogeland Alliance fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : MLGCanineland's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : MLGCanineland's influence in The Dogeland Alliance fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
- : MLGCanineland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.