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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,993rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,469thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,386th
The Senate of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
*gonk*
Gonk Droid
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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MLGDogland

Population5.025 billion

CapitalDogville
LeaderGonk Droid
FaithDogeism

CurrencyPakt Mark
AnimalDog

The Senate of MLGDogland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 5.025 billion MLGDoglandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogville. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming MLGDoglandian economy, worth 541 trillion Pakt Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 107,781 Pakt Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeism.

MLGDogland is ranked 152,564th in the world and 12th in The Dogeland Alliance for Fattest Citizens, with 9.15 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,993rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,469thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,386thMost Secular: 14,844thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,932ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,148thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,144thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,098thLowest Crime Rates: 17,603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,706thLargest Governments: 18,880thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,464th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MLGDogland's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : MLGDogland's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Unsere ostdeutschland dismissed MLGDogland as The Senate of Warschauer pakt.
  • : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : MLGDogland's influence in The Dogeland Alliance rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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