The Idk of Moailandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander Krisnov with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.876 billion Moailandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moaxia. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Moailandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,073 trillion Moailandian Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 276,842 Moailandian Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 976,488 per year while the poor average 56,776, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

The nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and the nation has declared its intention to "stretch out". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moailandia's national animal is the Basilisk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Moailandia is ranked 2,905^th in the world and 1^st in Authotaria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 131.49 law-abiding acts per hour.