The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charlie Bezerko with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 41.994 billion Mograpelandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clutchington. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mograpelandian economy, worth an astonishing 17,276 trillion spiffs a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 411,399 spiffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and it's best not to ask what goes into Clutchington Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mograpelandia's national animal is the Armadillo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Free Individual Choice and Hedonism.

Mograpelandia is ranked 68^th in the world and 1^st in Lake golumania for Smartest Citizens, with 444.27 quips per hour.