The Kandarinese Client State of Mohammastan is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 44.571 billion Mohammastanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Education and Healthcare are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.

The all-consuming Mohammastanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,439 trillion diamond tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,611 diamond tokens, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, only the wealthy can afford monorail fares, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Mohammastan's national animal is the jewel spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mohammastan is ranked 89,084^th in the world and 3,488^th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,747.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.