The Commonwealth of Mojaguay is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 27.086 billion Mojaguayans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cunda. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mojaguayan economy, worth a remarkable 4,966 trillion pescatores a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,365 pescatores, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, "Chancellor got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mojaguay's national animal is the gecko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Mother Church.

Mojaguay is ranked 272,698^th in the world and 177^th in Canada for Most Avoided, scoring 0.44 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.