Population | 5.789 billion |
Currency | pound |
Animal | falcon |
The Republic of Molies56 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.789 billion Molies56ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Molies56ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,276 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 220,527 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
It is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Molies56ian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies56's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Molies56 is ranked 115,642nd in the world and 2,117th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 328.67526186992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, endangered species are effective hostages against the Molies56ian military.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.
- : Molies56 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Molies56, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
- : Molies56 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.