The Republic of Molies90 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.991 billion Molies90ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Molies90ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,267 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,553 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

A large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies90's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Molies90 is ranked 21,167^th in the world and 1,528^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.76 law-abiding acts per hour.