The Republic of Molies99 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.959 billion Molies99ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Molies99ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,271 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 213,360 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molies99's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Molies99 is ranked 15,094^th in the world and 961^st in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.09 law-abiding acts per hour.