by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,308th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,620th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,819th
The Vampire Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Direct all telegrams to Queen Yuno
Yuno Gasai
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Mommy Yuno

Population7.506 billion

LeaderYuno Gasai

AnimalKawaii Yandere

The Vampire Queendom of Mommy Yuno is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Yuno Gasai with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.506 billion Mommy Yunoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The all-consuming Mommy Yunoan economy, worth 964 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 128,545 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mommy Yuno's national animal is the Kawaii Yandere, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is teheheheehehheheeheheheheheheehehehehehe.

Mommy Yuno is ranked 27,562nd in the world and 110th in Yuno for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,996.03 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,308thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,620thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,819thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,933rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,596thMost Avoided: 5,873rdFattest Citizens: 5,954thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,030thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,082ndLargest Retail Industry: 8,150thTop
Largest Black Market: 8,884thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,912thHighest Economic Output: 15,088thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,200thMost Secular: 15,659thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,141st
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 31st in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 70th in the regionMost Secular: 78th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 110th in the regionNudest: 114th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 138th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 182nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mommy Yuno proposed constructing embassies between Yuno and The East Pacific.
  • : Mommy Yuno was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Mommy Yuno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Mommy Yuno's influence in Yuno rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
  • : Mommy Yuno relocated from Lazarus to Yuno.
  • : Mommy Yuno was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Mommy Yuno ceased to exist in Yuno.
  • : Mommy Yuno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Mommy Yuno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Mommy Yuno was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.


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