by Max Barry

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Fattest Citizens: 1,354thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,551stLargest Retail Industry: 1,558th
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Population2.884 billion

FaithMoney Worship

AnimalCorporate Bird

The SQUEEZE THEM ON GME of Moneymakestheworldgoround is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by DeepF-ckingValue with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.884 billion Moneymakestheworldgoroundians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reddit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Moneymakestheworldgoroundian economy, worth 581 trillion gamestonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 201,801 gamestonks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 971,262 per year while the poor average 24,430, a ratio of 39.8 to 1.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, most Moneymakestheworldgoroundians would sell their own grandmother, and wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Moneymakestheworldgoround's national animal is the Corporate Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Worship.

Moneymakestheworldgoround is ranked 224,363rd in the world and 79th in North Africa for Most Primitive, scoring -220.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Fattest Citizens: 1,354thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,551stLargest Retail Industry: 1,558thMost Avoided: 1,661stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,963rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,373rdTop
Nudest: 2,494thLargest Mining Sector: 2,560thMost Armed: 2,627thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,722ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,464thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,830thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,856thRudest Citizens: 5,718thMost Efficient Economies: 5,727thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,969thHighest Average Incomes: 6,534thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,635thMost Devout: 7,253rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,786thLargest Black Market: 11,287thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,591stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,423rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,022ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,554thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,696thLargest Insurance Industry: 15,892ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,183rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,275thMost Pro-Market: 21,391stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,578thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,756thLargest Governments: 21,796th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the region

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