The SQUEEZE THEM ON GME of Moneymakestheworldgoround is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by DeepF-ckingValue with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, parental licensing program, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.884 billion Moneymakestheworldgoroundians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reddit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Moneymakestheworldgoroundian economy, worth 581 trillion gamestonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 201,801 gamestonks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 971,262 per year while the poor average 24,430, a ratio of 39.8 to 1.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, most Moneymakestheworldgoroundians would sell their own grandmother, and wheelchair-enabled paratroopers need access ramps to get onto planes but not off them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Moneymakestheworldgoround's national animal is the Corporate Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Worship.

Moneymakestheworldgoround is ranked 224,363^rd in the world and 79^th in North Africa for Most Primitive, scoring -220.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.