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Rudest Citizens: 754thLargest Retail Industry: 1,592ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,820th
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Population4.549 billion


Animalbleeding iguana

The Democratic Republic of Monezambique is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pinuno with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.549 billion Monezambiqueans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertad. The average income tax rate is 30.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Monezambiquean economy, worth 845 trillion tararas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,758 tararas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, army rations are served on silver platters, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime is totally unknown. Monezambique's national animal is the bleeding iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Monezambique is ranked 81,743rd in the world and 2,764th in The East Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 4.62 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Rudest Citizens: 754thLargest Retail Industry: 1,592ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,820thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,891stMost Influential: 3,329thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,727thMost Cultured: 4,371stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,445thMost Secular: 4,634thMost Inclusive: 4,710thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,747thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,014thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,079thSmartest Citizens: 5,773rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,961stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,569thHighest Average Incomes: 8,316thMost Developed: 8,400thBest Weather: 9,985thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,826thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,107thLargest Black Market: 13,787thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,895thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,627thHighest Drug Use: 16,917thLargest Governments: 17,057thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,085thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,617thHighest Economic Output: 22,495thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,344th
Rudest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 67th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 69th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionMost Cultured: 117th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 128th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 134th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 139th in the regionMost Inclusive: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Secular: 162nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 163rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 204th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 209th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 230th in the regionMost Developed: 255th in the regionBest Weather: 324th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 339th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 369th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 383rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 403rd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 440th in the regionLargest Black Market: 452nd in the regionLargest Governments: 475th in the regionMost Stationary: 490th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 497th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 548th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 754th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 762nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 793rd in the regionLargest Populations: 793rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 814th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, army rations are served on silver platters.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Monezambique voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
  • : Monezambique voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
  • : Following new legislation in Monezambique, cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns.


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