The Club President of Monika- is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Monika with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.311 billion Monikans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idlewood. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Monikan economy, worth a remarkable 4,494 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 397,321 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Monika-. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monika-'s national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Monika- is ranked 1,663^rd in the world and 2^nd in Love Live for Lowest Crime Rates, with 151.84 law-abiding acts per hour.