by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 812thMost Influential: 1,485thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,277th
The Chimp's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Reject humanity, return to Monke
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.209 billion

CapitalChimpan city


The Chimp's Republic of MonkeMafiaTopia is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.209 billion Chimps have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chimpan city. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving MonkeMafiaTopian economy, worth 79.7 trillion Bananas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,956 Bananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, protestors are soaking piles of Bananas in blood to make a point about government incomes, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MonkeMafiaTopia's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

MonkeMafiaTopia is ranked 32,734th in the world and 1,631st in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.14 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 220 » Sunto, PEG, Great Bights Mum, Sundred, Aerilia, Dreadton, Pytong, Hamerica, Interdimensional Zone, Yokciq Empire, Dabarastan, Yaorozu, New Lakemba, Sevinland, Guer Aike, Kragsgale, Corfad, Bankowiata, Newpromisedland, Orado, Selfgradatude, Koda-Land, Notyoutopia, Zzozona, Shibutani, Hardscrabble, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Lulubellia, Brucklania, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Rhein States, Spades Atlantic, Holy Oranz, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, The Endless Eventide, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Loutsland, Pasargad, Frances Francis the First of France, Empy, Kranostav, Outer Shenendoah, Heilhum Imperius, Sikol, The Iron Lions, WeKnow, Siwale, Republica Guilleana, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Eraver, and 170 others.Malta Comino Gozo, Picairn, Gendirt, Joodey, Valentine Z, East Akra, Animu Place, Vivanco, El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Stratosphere Islands, Dar es Saalam, Kazoo Basin, North Bratislava, Crusadam, Imperial Pieserged, Former English Colony, The Pantheons, Chips and Guac, Shadowrik, Cretox State, Wineclaw, Nordic-British Union, Centrialand, Yellops, Xipher, Godwanna, Leewood, Miamington, Votak Matim, Draconian Progression, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Omnistria, Harmonypine, Free Atlantis, Khoik, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eywaan, Venicea, Libertania Democratica, Tir na Saoirse Alainn, Odelinor, Pleroma Sans Romans, The Serdey Islands, Pallaith, Slyakanya, Port Naga, Simone Republic, Ethnon, Lorigia, 1 very fast endotarter, The Pleiads, Sil Dorsett, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, Seenvorland, Ravendi, Nodnarb, Tvers, Wilkshire, Daiz, Xagill, Jinju-Do, A Salmon Named Harold, Chukstik Illahi, Liminyj, Konolas, Intion North, Climeria, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Hewani, Seijitsu, Ozstan, Strongwill, Blyskalia, United Kahndaq, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, Morgul, GenshinImpact, Galbadiana, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Darkmondoria, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, Zyvetskistaahn, Gafflebag, Runeda, Planes, Madjack, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Nova Arcania, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Moubarakistan, Freyford, Barabolia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, New Celoveniortan, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Svenskan, Folenz, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, -Slovania, Dangine, Kromi, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Nation1812, Travislavania, Shotokonia, Servilis, Ellbonnia, Aryan Homeland, Tyirza, Super Girl, Xyrron, BTProductions, Alorca, Clan Spaniel, San Felipe, The Jerichowan Country, Steampunk Ariel, Viridiann, Mon Island, Cajland, ForestMythal, Defense For The World Assembly, Landfinia, Seanat, Tsandonown, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Andanavia, Novremia, Kastonvia, Sopernia, Mitropola, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Bearical, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Tringapore, Drueste, British-Australia, Sahriastan, Capablanca, Lionia, The Calabash Protectorate, The Blazeland Administration, ROM, and Tibus Heth.

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