by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,201stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,419thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,674th
The Parliamentary Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
We Shall Stay Sane During the Worse!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.143 billion

CapitalUktqz Ana
LeaderPrime Minister John Perkins
FaithMontianitie Loafism

CurrencyMontianitie Dollar
AnimalMontianitie Hawk

The Parliamentary Monarchy of Montanity is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister John Perkins with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, ritual sacrifices, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.143 billion Montis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uktqz Ana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Montianitie economy, worth 123 trillion Montianitie Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,442 Montianitie Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 370,142 per year while the poor average 23,378, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Autopsies often involve only cursory examination, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and families are left homeless as entire suburbs are bulldozed on the whim of tribal chiefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Montanity's national animal is the Montianitie Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Montianitie Loafism.

Montanity is ranked 62,659th in the world and 108th in First World Order for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 425.24 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,201stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,419thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,674thMost Developed: 13,092ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,348thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,046thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,576thBest Weather: 14,830thNicest Citizens: 15,603rdMost Inclusive: 15,815thMost Pacifist: 16,118thHealthiest Citizens: 17,028thMost Influential: 17,296thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,389thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,599thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,395thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,644thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,862ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,985thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,034thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,247thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,577th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Cultured: 43rd in the regionNudest: 56th in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the region

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