Population | 2.369 billion |
Capital | Moonkeygrad |
Leader | The Great Billy |
Faith | Monkeyism |
Currency | RRD |
Animal | Monkey |
The Golden Lands of Moonkey Gang is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Billy with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.369 billion Moonkey Gangers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moonkeygrad. The average income tax rate is 71.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Moonkey Gangian economy, worth 379 trillion RRDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,140 RRDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Moonkey Gang has found 2 easter eggs), the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moonkey Gang's national animal is the Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monkeyism.
Moonkey Gang is ranked 156,847th in the world and 17,409th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 136.14287814628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
- : Moonkey Gang was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Moonkey Gang has found 2 easter eggs).
- : Moonkey Gang was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
- : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, they who do not work shall not eat.
- : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
- : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.