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Nudest: 2,094thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,023rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,194th
The Golden Lands of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Increasing bannana consumption since 1979
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Moonkey Gang

Population2.369 billion

CapitalMoonkeygrad
LeaderThe Great Billy
FaithMonkeyism

CurrencyRRD
AnimalMonkey

The Golden Lands of Moonkey Gang is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Billy with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.369 billion Moonkey Gangers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moonkeygrad. The average income tax rate is 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Moonkey Gangian economy, worth 379 trillion RRDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 160,140 RRDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Moonkey Gang has found 2 easter eggs), the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moonkey Gang's national animal is the Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Monkeyism.

Moonkey Gang is ranked 156,847th in the world and 17,409th in Chicken overlords for Most Stationary, with 136.14287814628 days.

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Nudest: 2,094thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,023rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,194thLargest Retail Industry: 12,726thMost Cultured: 14,098thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,143rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,261stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,415thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,472ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,466thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18,193rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,811thHighest Food Quality: 20,008thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,446thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,669thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,788thLargest Black Market: 22,208thMost Inclusive: 22,349thLargest Governments: 23,361stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,815thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,186thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,264thMost Devout: 25,182ndSmartest Citizens: 25,461stLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,874thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,986thMost Efficient Economies: 26,128thMost Beautiful Environments: 27,647thMost Subsidized Industry: 29,652nd
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Nudest: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 28th in the regionMost Patriotic: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 41st in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 67th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 73rd in the regionMost Conservative: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 120th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 273rd in the regionMost Average: 388th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 861st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Moonkey Gang was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Moonkey Gang has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Moonkey Gang was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Moonkey Gang, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.

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