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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 620th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 681st Most Influential: 905th
The Free Land of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Honor is dead, but Iíll see what I can do
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Moose repupblic

Population4.28 billion

CapitalGrand moose city
LeaderMr steal your grill
FaithGrillisim

CurrencyMatt
AnimalMoose

The Free Land of Moose repupblic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mr steal your grill with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.28 billion Moose repupblicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand moose city. The average income tax rate is 72.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Moose repupblician economy, worth 874 trillion Matts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 204,319 Matts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and computers have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moose repupblic's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Grillisim.

Moose repupblic is ranked 3,608th in the world and 133rd in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 176.6 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 620thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 681stMost Influential: 905thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,089thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,263rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,581stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,281stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,608thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,898thMost Devout: 3,908thLargest Black Market: 4,865thHighest Average Incomes: 5,381stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,508thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,703rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,017thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,551stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,732ndLowest Crime Rates: 7,184thSmartest Citizens: 7,829thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,299thMost Efficient Economies: 8,381stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,908thLargest Governments: 10,877thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,728thLargest Mining Sector: 15,591stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,915thHighest Economic Output: 16,303rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 133rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 146th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 155th in the regionMost Devout: 160th in the regionRudest Citizens: 194th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 254th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 254th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 281st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 340th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 347th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 351st in the regionMost Influential: 369th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 396th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 437th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 461st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 481st in the regionLargest Governments: 536th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 630th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 691st in the regionMost Stationary: 749th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 806th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, computers have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, those found guilty of illicit affairs are jailed.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Moose repupblician democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Moose repupblic, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.

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Endorsements Received: 202 » Pallaith, Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Wodan, Great Bights Mum, Buckerino, Diodone, Bayern-Straubing, Notyoutopia, Territorio di Nessuno, Holy Oranz, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Corfad, Agrauron, Sunto, Kwaj, Siwale, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Ainsworth, Sil Dorsett, SillyString, Selfgradatude, Cloydicia, Eglise Sainte Eve, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, American MapleStory, Malta Comino Gozo, Moubarakistan, Frances Francis the First of France, Puczovska, Ozstan, Atain, The Kyziban Islands, The Galactic Triumvirate, Unimaginable Doom, Shibutani, Yukti, Guslantis, General COE, Q w e r t y, THX1138, Californian Redwood, Lower Nubia, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, and 152 others.Kelvaros Prime, Highton Islands, Empy, The Gamer Party, Tredano, Diche Choklate, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, United Draconia, Kulgatha, Zeternia, Sundred, Sea Ghost, SORT, Zokk, Ethnon, Panama Coalition, The United States of Romania, Potatolandium, Maott, Alice Gardens, Suicidistan, El Fiji Grande, East Wushen, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Yarecir, Lunallian, The Iron Lions, Azzarel, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Snoodum, Valhalla123, New Pruessen, New Lakemba, Islamic Cali, Spartoptia, National Goats, Newpromisedland, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Sinelona, Uganda Knuckles UK, Niradans, North Bratislava, Artemisiana, Kasazzastan, Humptalumpta, Omnistria, Sakaryata, Wunderstrafanstalt, Kobagia, The Austro Germanic Union, Walter Jackson, Yummy Blubber, Revolutionary Sealand, Outer Egorniand, Vexilia, Napnomadia, Pinguioris, Venezuelia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Breduria, Ka Ching, Australiland, Unsophisticate, Amauri, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Dreadton, The Pantheons, Ethereal Expanse, The South Falls, Partax, New Eleria, The Windmilluminati, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Steraz, Pasargad, Dadastan Archipelago, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, INTEGRAL, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Joodey, Kyrianian, Copria, Ieprus, Justanistan, Guer Aike, Ofemerica, Pleroma Sans Romans, SchoolHouse Rock, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Acrabinnia, Torakuen, Ara Antrizuls, Kirostan, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, VarDrade, Saturns Edge, Norostilors, Zemnaya Svoboda, Orven, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Misuvelia, Plangainer, Haor Chall, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Norvayopia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Thiammyalllaland, Ejhsa, Soviet Terran, Seidr Wyrd, Tamgu, Liberum Mundi, Illichiana, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Afrille, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Babacar, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, and Test for a new hope.

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