The Sovereign Counties of Moreana is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.843 billion Moreanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walrussia. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moreanan economy, worth 767 trillion lewis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,409 lewis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek", and funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moreana's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Moreana is ranked 51,355^th in the world and 1,339^th in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 44.13 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.