The Allied States of Moriari is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.924 billion Moriarians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moriarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,735 trillion pups a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 174,894 pups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Moriarian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moriari's national animal is the Coydog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moriari is ranked 3,519^th in the world and 67^th in the West Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,657.98 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.