by Max Barry

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Most Authoritarian: 8,337thMost Primitive: 12,144thMost Conservative: 14,380th
The Read the Motto of
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Morias Master
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Morias Eitus

Population1.959 billion

CapitalEitus Mius
LeaderMorias Master

Currencyeti charm

The Read the Motto of Morias Eitus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Morias Master with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.959 billion Morias Eitusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eitus Mius. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Morias Eitusian economy, worth 60.3 trillion eti charms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 30,802 eti charms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and the nation honors the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Morias Eitusian weed picker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morias Eitus's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Morias Eitus is ranked 141,952nd in the world and 3rd in Grishahakkaverchynot League for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 825.66 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Most Conservative: 14,380th

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