|Leader||Pirate King Keira Knightley|
The Free Land of Morrowine is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pirate King Keira Knightley with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.543 billion Morrows are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queeropolis. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Morrowinean economy, worth 121 trillion gay rights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 78,725 gay rights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pirate King Keira Knightley's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morrowine's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homosexuality.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Morrowine was endorsed by The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
- : Following new legislation in Morrowine, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Morrowine endorsed The Republic of Azakhuland.
- : Morrowine was endorsed by The Republic of Azakhuland.
- : Morrowine endorsed The Most Loyal Catholic Union of Castle Federation.
- : Morrowine endorsed The Vizier and Sam of New Leganes.
- : Morrowine endorsed The Rogue Nation of Horn of Havenkaap.
- : Morrowine was endorsed by The Most Loyal Catholic Union of Castle Federation.
- : Morrowine was endorsed by The Vizier and Sam of New Leganes.
- : Morrowine was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Horn of Havenkaap.
Endorsements Received: 70 » Rainbow Vests, Wiranath, Marrabuk, H-Zhena, La xinga, Evrigenis, Brotherland, Pakitsk, VW53Aland, Todd McCloud, East Malaysia, Socialist Holy American Empire, Ridann, Khvetsch, Unger under over, Talitoa, A Slanted Black Stripe, The Almighty Country, Adolanta, Riveraland, Am Echad, Interdimensional Waifus, BearStackof2015, United China Nation, Goodnamesarerare, CopyCato, Slonful, Kangarawa, The New Wisconsin Empire, Asendavia, Merlovich, Dirty Americans, Rage Mage, Zukchiva, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Sen Jast, God in the world, Dragons Blood, The Death Syndicate, Tretrid, Libertanny, Axdel, Lingu, Ripsylvania, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Mays Austrian Nation, Soul Stream, Raunch, and 20 others.Greater New Cassandra, A mean old man, BuciLand, Santa Dystopia, Rohanland, Survivoristan, Nevertopia, Stellar Colonies, Technocratic Tagalog, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Blobbo, Ephem, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Modra, Oofery, Horn of Havenkaap, New Leganes, Castle Federation, Azakhuland, and Flying Snow.