by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,043rdSafest: 3,235th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Gay Rights!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.543 billion

LeaderPirate King Keira Knightley

Currencygay right

The Free Land of Morrowine is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Pirate King Keira Knightley with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.543 billion Morrows are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queeropolis. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Morrowinean economy, worth 121 trillion gay rights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is 78,725 gay rights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pirate King Keira Knightley's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morrowine's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homosexuality.

Morrowine is ranked 219,233rd in the world and 8,839th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -12.43 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,043rdSafest: 3,235thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,244thMost Pacifist: 3,282ndMost Influential: 3,434thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,122ndNicest Citizens: 4,570thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,718thBest Weather: 5,012thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,663rdMost Inclusive: 5,808thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,854thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,639thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,585thHealthiest Citizens: 7,630thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,972ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,193rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,349thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,801stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,444thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,184thLowest Crime Rates: 13,772ndSmartest Citizens: 13,798thLargest Governments: 15,123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,951stMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,463rdMost Cultured: 16,547thMost Secular: 16,675thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,846thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,193rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,077th
Least Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 89th in the regionTop
Safest: 97th in the regionMost Pacifist: 120th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 125th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 144th in the regionNicest Citizens: 150th in the regionBest Weather: 158th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 171st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 173rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 185th in the regionMost Inclusive: 193rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 206th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 210th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 225th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 227th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 228th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 251st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 278th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 361st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 407th in the regionLargest Governments: 410th in the regionMost Cultured: 430th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 457th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 486th in the regionMost Secular: 562nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 584th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 589th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 640th in the regionMost Income Equality: 734th in the region

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