by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,473rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,282ndMost Pacifist: 3,283rd
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Gay Rights!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.094 billion

LeaderPirate King Keira Knightley

Currencygay right

The Free Land of Morrowine is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Pirate King Keira Knightley with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.094 billion Morrows are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queeropolis. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Morrowinean economy, worth 86.2 trillion gay rights a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 78,801 gay rights, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, political cartoons depicting Pirate King Keira Knightley's face on a spider's buttocks are selling like hotcakes, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Pirate King Keira Knightley's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Morrowine's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homosexuality.

Morrowine is ranked 168,125th in the world and 6,799th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,473rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,282ndMost Pacifist: 3,283rdSafest: 3,335thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,361stMost Influential: 3,917thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,059thNicest Citizens: 4,503rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,146thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,300thMost Inclusive: 5,671stBest Weather: 5,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,175thMost Income Equality: 7,554thHealthiest Citizens: 7,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,154thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,525thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,614thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,646thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,032ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,451stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,341stLowest Crime Rates: 13,777thSmartest Citizens: 13,899thLargest Governments: 15,278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,858thMost Secular: 16,166thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,526thMost Cultured: 16,544thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,169th
Least Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 92nd in the regionSafest: 93rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 111th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 130th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 136th in the regionNicest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 168th in the regionBest Weather: 172nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 180th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 208th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 212th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 212th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 227th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 228th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 239th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 253rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 259th in the regionMost Influential: 261st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 287th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 354th in the regionMost Income Equality: 368th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 387th in the regionLargest Governments: 397th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 419th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 445th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 498th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 518th in the regionMost Secular: 542nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 565th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 602nd in the region

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