The United Republics of Moubarakistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by POTUR Moubarak with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.297 billion Moubarakistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moubarakopol. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moubarakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,499 trillion UR Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 214,754 UR Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moubarakistan's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Moubarakistan is ranked 74,337^th in the world and 3,621^st in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 308.71 on the Clooney Contribution Index.