The United Republics of Moubarakistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by POTUR Moubarak with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.819 billion Moubarakistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moubarakopol. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moubarakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,775 trillion UR Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 187,321 UR Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Phoenix Dung" has been declared a national treasure, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moubarakistan's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Moubarakistan is ranked 2,859^th in the world and 80^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 14,150.48 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.