The United Republics of Moubarakistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by POTUR Moubarak with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.465 billion Moubarakistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moubarakopol. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Moubarakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,949 trillion UR Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 226,132 UR Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moubarakistan's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Moubarakistan is ranked 224,465^th in the world and 8,628^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 134.69 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.