The United Republics of Moubarakistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Governor General Moubarak with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.329 billion Moubarakistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moubarakopol. The average income tax rate is 65.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Moubarakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,192 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 164,508 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back, the only record being broken at sporting events is the highest death toll, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, and constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Moubarakistan's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Moubarakistan is ranked 168,817^th in the world and 9,123^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 19.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.