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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,184thLargest Black Market: 2,588thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,002nd
The Omni-Reality of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Prepare ymg' existence
Isaac Ray Flunth Peram Westcott
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Mountains and Volcanoes

Population10.218 billion

CapitalThe Ultimate Outer Chaos
LeaderIsaac Ray Flunth Peram Westcott

CurrencyEldritch Stars
AnimalFirst Corrupt

The Omni-Reality of Mountains and Volcanoes is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Isaac Ray Flunth Peram Westcott with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.218 billion Volcanoesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ultimate Outer Chaos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mountains and Volcanoesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,649 trillion Eldritch Stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,383 Eldritch Stars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens, the ban on cars has been repealed, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mountains and Volcanoes's national animal is the First Corrupt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cosmicism.

Mountains and Volcanoes is ranked 12,462nd in the world and 3rd in the realm of insanity for Largest Governments, scoring 31.16 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,184thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,588thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,628thMost Armed: 4,439thMost Conservative: 4,689thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,301stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,372ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,961stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,987thLargest Mining Sector: 8,456thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,771stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,124thHighest Economic Output: 10,642ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,660thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 11,963rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,982ndLargest Governments: 12,462ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,956thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,527thMost Authoritarian: 14,067thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,630thMost Efficient Economies: 17,804thMost Developed: 19,097thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,321st

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