by Max Barry

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Game Moderator
Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 107thMost Valuable International Artwork: 270th
The Moderator Mouse Mommy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population36.82 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 36.82 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,222 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,308 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 66,195th in the world and 440th in Europeia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,045.29 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 107thMost Valuable International Artwork: 270thBest Weather: 387thLargest Populations: 434thLargest Black Market: 592ndMost Advanced Public Education: 614thHighest Economic Output: 646thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 813thMost Beautiful Environments: 971stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,059thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,080thHealthiest Citizens: 1,274thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,429thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,625thSmartest Citizens: 1,776thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,788thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,806thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,036thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,265thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,400thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,775thHighest Crime Rates: 2,956thMost Developed: 3,136thHighest Average Incomes: 4,670thMost Stationary: 5,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,258thTop
Largest Governments: 10,869thLargest Retail Industry: 10,958thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,742ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,667thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,759thMost Inclusive: 16,133rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,732ndMost Cultured: 18,902nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Armed: 80th in the regionNudest: 81st in the regionMost Average: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 91st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 92nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 101st in the region

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