by Max Barry

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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 5thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 146thMost Valuable International Artwork: 287th
The Moderator Mouse Mommy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population37.31 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 37.31 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,150 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 218,449 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 224,517th in the world and 898th in Europeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -20.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Influential: 5thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 146thMost Valuable International Artwork: 287thBest Weather: 394thLargest Populations: 432ndMost Advanced Public Education: 587thLargest Black Market: 650thHighest Economic Output: 693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 951stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 954thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,012thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,091stHealthiest Citizens: 1,266thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,351stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,618thSmartest Citizens: 1,778thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,926thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,110thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,327thMost Developed: 2,471stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,596thHighest Crime Rates: 3,016thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,169thHighest Average Incomes: 4,963rdMost Stationary: 5,027thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,554thLargest Governments: 10,752ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,031stLargest Retail Industry: 13,299thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,140thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,608thMost Inclusive: 16,336thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,221stMost Cultured: 18,954thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,143rd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Average: 59th in the regionMost Armed: 69th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 72nd in the regionNudest: 79th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the region

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