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Most Primitive: 167thMost Ignorant Citizens: 578thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 739th
The Scattered Tribes of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
MRGLLLL GLRRM GL!
Morgl
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Mrglglglgland

Population9.823 billion

CapitalMrrglrlrlrmgrrr
LeaderMorgl
FaithTideism

CurrencySpiralshell
AnimalTasty Fish

The Scattered Tribes of Mrglglglgland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Morgl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.823 billion Mrghlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small government prioritizes Environment, with Spirituality and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mrrglrlrlrmgrrr. The average income tax rate is 21.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mrghlish economy, worth 409 trillion Spiralshells a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,648 Spiralshells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Mrrglrlrlrmgrrr with effluent, an iron curtain has descended around the nation, and military training in Mrglglglgland emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Mrglglglgland's national animal is the Tasty Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Tideism.

Mrglglglgland is ranked 233,387th in the world and 304th in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -3.16 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Primitive: 167thMost Ignorant Citizens: 578thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 739thMost Devout: 1,169thBest Weather: 1,656thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,071stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,932ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,750thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,943rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,940thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,407thMost Cultured: 22,915th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 30th in the region

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