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Most Primitive: 174thMost Ignorant Citizens: 589thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 662nd
The Scattered Tribes of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
MRGLLLL GLRRM GL!
Morgl
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Mrglglglgland

Population10.264 billion

CapitalMrrglrlrlrmgrrr
LeaderMorgl
FaithTideism

CurrencySpiralshell
AnimalTasty Fish

The Scattered Tribes of Mrglglglgland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Morgl with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.264 billion Mrghlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small government prioritizes Environment, with Spirituality and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mrrglrlrlrmgrrr. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mrghlish economy, worth 430 trillion Spiralshells a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,894 Spiralshells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Mrrglrlrlrmgrrr with effluent, an iron curtain has descended around the nation, and military training in Mrglglglgland emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Mrglglglgland's national animal is the Tasty Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Tideism.

Mrglglglgland is ranked 46,275th in the world and 83rd in Spiritus for Highest Economic Output, with 430 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,967thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,657thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,669thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,364thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,639thLargest Black Market: 16,308thMost Income Equality: 22,113thMost Cultured: 22,881st
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